Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Randomize
