sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The adults are the big ones right?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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