I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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