I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm really busy with my period
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