Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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