im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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