Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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