Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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