I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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