I love black thongs
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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