I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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