Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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