Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My ass is underappreciated
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