She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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