Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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