should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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