I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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