his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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