That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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