fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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