just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
is wine microwaveable?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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