and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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