no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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