Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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