STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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