Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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