they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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