I'm so fucking centered right now
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
