32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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