yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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