he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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