belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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