belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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