I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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