I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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