She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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