Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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