Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish I only lived at night.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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