Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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