plz talk dirty to me
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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