Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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