nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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