i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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