You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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