Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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