He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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