youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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