READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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