i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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