i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sext me about skeletons
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Randomize
