He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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