I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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