New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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