apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He has the fingertips of a God
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