You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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