Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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